May 30, 2014 § 2 Comments
Tom Cruise Wants To Go On a Date With You, He Isn’t Your Type But He Wins You Over With His Charm
Tom Cruise Makes You Laugh, You Try Not To Get Attached But You Can’t Help It, There’s Just Something About Him
Tom Cruise Makes You Feel Like Maybe This Love Thing Isn’t All BS
Tom Cruise Gives You Butterflies, Starts to Make You Feel Whole
Tom Cruise Introduces You as His Girlfriend
Tom Cruise Suddenly Grows Distant, Stops Asking You How Your Day Was
Tom Cruise Gets Easily Agitated, Starts Being Critical of Your Outfits
Tom Cruise Starts Picking Fights For No Reason
Tom Cruise Comes Home Late and is Dismissive When You Ask Where He’s Been
Tom Cruise Says, It’s Over, Asks You to Leave, Says There is Nothing Left to Say
Tom Cruise Misses You, Thinks About What He Could Have Done Differently
Tom Cruise Regrets What He Said, Wants You Back Now
Tom Cruise Doesn’t Know How To Live Without You
Tom Cruise Asks Dustin Hoffman How To Win You Back
Hoffman Thinks Maybe a New Hair Style Will Work
Tom Cruise Likes All Your Posts in Hopes He’ll Get Your Attention
Tom Cruise Says, Baby, I’m Sorry, Just Give Me a Chance to Make this Right. I Can Make This Right.
Tom Cruise Seems Different This Time Around
Tom Cruise Will Never Take You For Granted Again
Tom Cruise Stretches Before He Enters You
Tom Cruise Is Now The Father of Your Babies, He’s Such a Good Dad
The End. TOM CRUISE FOR-EVA EVA AFTER
January 7, 2013 § 4 Comments
You know how the weekends go – another night, another party. But next time maybe make it a grownup sleepover?
And I’m not talking about that kind of grownup sleepover. I’m talking about an actual slumber party – face masks, talking about boys and staying up till dawn to watch cliche movie after cliche movie.
When life gets busy, its so easy to let our ‘to do’ list take priority over our ‘want to do’ list. I realized there are times I get so consumed with holding it all together that it can feel like I’m hardly living.
And that’s when I need some quality time, for realsies, just a whole evening spent laughing about stupid shit.
So my recommendation to you is, pick a weekend, any weekend – maybe even this weekend? Call up your besties and have a blasty-blast of a night in. I’m telling you, don’t you dare put it off till the next bachelorette weekend.
Jamie’s List of Suggested Sleepover Movies
- Pretty Woman
- Mean Girls
- Dirty Dancing
- Girls Just Want To Have Fun
- Top Gun
- 16 Candles
Dedicated to all the lovely ladies I proudly call my besties: Promise me (even if you don’t mean it) that we’ll always have sleepovers?
And to all the rest of you out there – I think we’re gonna be really best friends.
Something Is Missing In My Life and It’s Lauren Conrad*:
*By Lauren Conrad, I mean the MTV show The Hills