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1. Things That Sparkle
Cause I’m never not into sparkles. Adults need sparkles. They really do. And if you don’t agree, then I guess you have a lot of growing up to do.
I’m aware both awesome-ness and utter despair still exist. I’m just not interested in either at the moment. I really don’t care (as I previously mentioned with the whole apathy thing).
3. These Sneakers
Actually maybe I should take these off the post because I’m totally going to get them. And I really don’t want everyone else to have the same pair. But then I’d have to find something else to put here and what if I didn’t find anything I liked? Then I’d be forced to lie about being into whatever it was. So how about I just give you a warning – Seriously, don’t even think about getting these. Ok? Agreed?
Wait – scratch that. I just saw how much they cost and I’m way to poor for that shit.
To the woman out there who ends up buying these, promise me you’ll give them the life I never could.
4. Printed Jeans
I’m going to wear my printed jeans for the rest of my life. And if somewhere along the line I happen to get pregnant, that won’t stop me. I’ll just be forced to turn them into maternity printed jeans but luckily I won’t have to have them taken back in afterwards, since losing the baby weight is completely unheard of.*
Cause it’s cold out bitches!**
*What do you mean Miranda Kerr has had a baby?!!
**LA cold, not actual cold. Also LC, we get it you’re pretty. Stop shoving it in our faces.