February 7, 2013 § 5 Comments
1. Things That Sparkle
Cause I’m never not into sparkles. Adults need sparkles. They really do. And if you don’t agree, then I guess you have a lot of growing up to do.
I’m aware both awesome-ness and utter despair still exist. I’m just not interested in either at the moment. I really don’t care (as I previously mentioned with the whole apathy thing).
3. These Sneakers
Actually maybe I should take these off the post because I’m totally going to get them. And I really don’t want everyone else to have the same pair. But then I’d have to find something else to put here and what if I didn’t find anything I liked? Then I’d be forced to lie about being into whatever it was. So how about I just give you a warning – Seriously, don’t even think about getting these. Ok? Agreed?
Wait – scratch that. I just saw how much they cost and I’m way to poor for that shit.
To the woman out there who ends up buying these, promise me you’ll give them the life I never could.
4. Printed Jeans
I’m going to wear my printed jeans for the rest of my life. And if somewhere along the line I happen to get pregnant, that won’t stop me. I’ll just be forced to turn them into maternity printed jeans but luckily I won’t have to have them taken back in afterwards, since losing the baby weight is completely unheard of.*
Cause it’s cold out bitches!**
*What do you mean Miranda Kerr has had a baby?!!
**LA cold, not actual cold. Also LC, we get it you’re pretty. Stop shoving it in our faces.
January 7, 2013 § 4 Comments
You know how the weekends go – another night, another party. But next time maybe make it a grownup sleepover?
And I’m not talking about that kind of grownup sleepover. I’m talking about an actual slumber party – face masks, talking about boys and staying up till dawn to watch cliche movie after cliche movie.
When life gets busy, its so easy to let our ‘to do’ list take priority over our ‘want to do’ list. I realized there are times I get so consumed with holding it all together that it can feel like I’m hardly living.
And that’s when I need some quality time, for realsies, just a whole evening spent laughing about stupid shit.
So my recommendation to you is, pick a weekend, any weekend – maybe even this weekend? Call up your besties and have a blasty-blast of a night in. I’m telling you, don’t you dare put it off till the next bachelorette weekend.
Jamie’s List of Suggested Sleepover Movies
- Pretty Woman
- Mean Girls
- Dirty Dancing
- Girls Just Want To Have Fun
- Top Gun
- 16 Candles
Dedicated to all the lovely ladies I proudly call my besties: Promise me (even if you don’t mean it) that we’ll always have sleepovers?
And to all the rest of you out there – I think we’re gonna be really best friends.
Something Is Missing In My Life and It’s Lauren Conrad*:
*By Lauren Conrad, I mean the MTV show The Hills
November 26, 2012 § Leave a comment
I love the holidays because I love spending time with my family. Which also means I hate it when they leave. I tend to get a lil’ mopey in the aftermath. The house is too quiet and there is no glitter to clean up.
But instead of letting the sadness residue stick around for days I decided to use the whole ‘dress happy, be happy’ trick. The way it works is, you get what you see. So wear what you want and be who you want but I dare you to be unhappy wearing a tutu with shoes full of glitter. Just trust me on this, it could replace prozac.
And if that doesn’t work there’s always cutting.
This Is My Happy Place: