April 11, 2013 § 2 Comments
What Not To Say After A Hook-Up
- I’m prone to pregnancy scares.
- I’m paralyzed from the waist down.
- Next stop, Tiffany’s!
- I used my imagination to make the best of it.
- Were you abused as a child?
- My boyfriend is a drug dealer.
- You couldn’t even tell I’ve birthed something? Right??
- WHAT IS THIS AMATEUR HOUR?
- You’re going to be such a good dad.
- I’m going to die alone aren’t I?
- I recycle condoms cause I care about the environment and when I say, ‘recycle’ I mean ‘re-use.’
I Think I Could Fall Madly In Bed With You