May 28, 2013 § 4 Comments
Normally I don’t believe in diets. I mean I believe they exist. I just hate them because they make me hungry and bitchy which makes it very hard for me to mask my true personality. But after a long weekend of eating and drinking like a monster and with my sister’s wedding coming up getting in shape seems like the right thing to do. So I’ve decided I’m going to up my workouts and “do my best” to eat like a healthy person.
When I workout I ideally like to go to classes but if I’m on the run and can’t make it I’ll play a few Youtube videos back to back. It’s a great way to fit in a quick workout. Here are a few I’ve found helpful.
These Girls Are The Best:
I Love Pop Physique:
Tracy Anderson – She’s a Total Weirdo But The Queen of Awesome Arms:
May 16, 2013 § 5 Comments
Listen up. This is important. And when I say important you should know that I don’t really mean it.
I just wanted to let you know that hula hooping is my new thing. Which may have you thinking – What? Oh come on. Is it awkward season already?
Well that was rude of you. And no, no its not awkward season. I don’t even think that is a thing. But if it was a thing it wouldn’t be until at least mid-July.
But getting back to hula hooping, you really shouldn’t be so judgmental. It is perfectly ok for an adult to pound a 5 hour energy then jam out to music videos while hula hooping like a maniac.*
Trrruuusttt me. Its more than ok. It’s freakin’ awesome. You should totally try it cause of like cardio and stuff.
And not to brag but I was born to hula hoop. Which is kind of a shit thing to be born to do since you can’t make a living off of it** and it comes up once in a fucking never. But with that said, I’ll probably still have to quit my job to go on a tour.
I am also available for sponsorships and classy events.***
Cause That’s How I Roll:
* Not for 5 hours though. I’m not a psychopath.
** MILLION DOLLAR IDEA: Hula Hooping Strip Club
*** The kind with swag bags aka celebrity gift bags full of free shit.
December 18, 2012 § 1 Comment
My New Year’s resolution this year (and every year) is to get a hot bod. And I swear to god this year its actually going to happen.
When I’m trying to save calories I typically replace wine with a roofie over some splenda, ice and diet tonic water.
I also, try to workout. Which is why I decided to take my first pole dancing class. Initially I had my reservations. It seemed like it would just be a lot of rolling around on the ground getting bruises on my hips. But it turns out its actually super-fun swinging around that pole. So this year I’m adding on a few more items to my New Year’s Resolution list:
- Become an expert at pole dancing
- Make a friend who has a stripper pole
You Never Know When It Could Save Your Life:
Jamie’s Workout Mix