Hoop There It Is

May 16, 2013 § 5 Comments

Listen up. This is important. And when I say important you should know that I don’t really mean it.

I just wanted to let you know that hula hooping is my new thing. Which may have you thinking – What? Oh come on. Is it awkward season already?

Well that was rude of you. And no, no its not awkward season. I don’t even think that is a thing. But if it was a thing it wouldn’t be until at least mid-July.

But getting back to hula hooping, you really shouldn’t be so judgmental. It is perfectly ok for an adult to pound a 5 hour energy then jam out to music videos while hula hooping like a maniac.*

Trrruuusttt me. Its more than ok. It’s freakin’ awesome. You should totally try it cause of like cardio and stuff.

And not to brag but I was born to hula hoop. Which is kind of a shit thing to be born to do since you can’t make a living off of it** and it comes up once in a fucking never. But with that said, I’ll probably still have to quit my job to go on a tour.

I am also available for sponsorships and classy events.***

Cause That’s How I Roll:

Hula Hoop

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Glowing Hula Hoop

Double Hula Hooping

Hula Hooping Photography

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Hula Hooping in Desert

Raver Hula Hoop

Hula Hoop Girl Ocean

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Sloth Hula Hooping

* Not for 5 hours though. I’m not a psychopath.

** MILLION DOLLAR IDEA: Hula Hooping Strip Club

*** The kind with swag bags aka celebrity gift bags full of free shit.

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F*ck This, I’ll Be a Stripper

December 18, 2012 § 1 Comment

My New Year’s resolution this year (and every year) is to get a hot bod. And I swear to god this year its actually going to happen.

When I’m trying to save calories I typically replace wine with a roofie over some splenda, ice and diet tonic water.

I also, try to workout. Which is why I decided to take my first pole dancing class. Initially I had my reservations. It seemed like it would just be a lot of rolling around on the ground getting bruises on my hips. But it turns out its actually super-fun swinging around that pole. So this year I’m adding on a few more items to my New Year’s Resolution list:

  • Become an expert at pole dancing
  • Make a friend who has a stripper pole

You Never Know When It Could Save Your Life:

Pole Dancer Splits

Spiderman Kiss

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Pole Dancer

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Audrey Hepburn

Jamie’s Workout Mix

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