July 16, 2013 § 2 Comments
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I just got back from visiting Nashville for the first time. And let me tell you, that city is chaos. Every bar has an obnoxious over the top theme and is filled with drunk dudes wearing pants that are too tight alongside drunk girls wearing too much hairspray. The loud karaoke country music is unavoidable. Every time you turn around someone is handing you a shot of you whiskey and screaming ‘Merica. Drink till you fall down seems to be the city’s motto. It’s awesome.
How come ya’ll* never told me Nashville was so freakin’ sweet? And now I’m into big hair (actually I’ve always loved big hair) but now I’m into the big hair cowboy boots combo.
If you are thinking you are too ‘this coast’ or ‘that coast’ to be caught dead as a Taylor Swift look-a-like. Well then you have to ask yourself, what is life if not one big country song?** So never say never. That’s what fivel*** taught us.
It’s time for all of us to discover our hair’s full potential.
Tease It Up:
*I’ll now be including ya’ll into my vocabulary.
**Yeah I don’t know what that means either.
***Fivel is a young Russian mouse who starred in American Tale. He gets separated from his family and must find them while trying to survive in a new country. It’s great if you are 8 years old or probably even better if you are high as an adult. Not that I would know because I took D.A.R.E.
May 17, 2013 § 3 Comments
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February 7, 2013 § 5 Comments
1. Things That Sparkle
Cause I’m never not into sparkles. Adults need sparkles. They really do. And if you don’t agree, then I guess you have a lot of growing up to do.
I’m aware both awesome-ness and utter despair still exist. I’m just not interested in either at the moment. I really don’t care (as I previously mentioned with the whole apathy thing).
3. These Sneakers
Actually maybe I should take these off the post because I’m totally going to get them. And I really don’t want everyone else to have the same pair. But then I’d have to find something else to put here and what if I didn’t find anything I liked? Then I’d be forced to lie about being into whatever it was. So how about I just give you a warning – Seriously, don’t even think about getting these. Ok? Agreed?
Wait – scratch that. I just saw how much they cost and I’m way to poor for that shit.
To the woman out there who ends up buying these, promise me you’ll give them the life I never could.
4. Printed Jeans
I’m going to wear my printed jeans for the rest of my life. And if somewhere along the line I happen to get pregnant, that won’t stop me. I’ll just be forced to turn them into maternity printed jeans but luckily I won’t have to have them taken back in afterwards, since losing the baby weight is completely unheard of.*
Cause it’s cold out bitches!**
*What do you mean Miranda Kerr has had a baby?!!
**LA cold, not actual cold. Also LC, we get it you’re pretty. Stop shoving it in our faces.
January 8, 2013 § Leave a comment
I totally get it. At the end of a long day you just want to kick off your heels and slip into something more comfortable. But let’s take a moment. Perhaps it may be a good idea to cease and desist on those ‘self defeat’ sweatpants?
It’s not me. I like you the way you are, so long as you keep it classy. I just think you deserve some quality me time with a side of adorable pj’s.
In other words, you have options. Options, that allow both comfy and sexy to prevail. Picture yourself in something silky, something lacy, something oh-so- feminine. A little bit of luxury can go a long way.
It’s your night. Relax, unwind, pour yourself a gin and tonic and drown yourself in dreams.
To All The Ladies In The Place With Style & Grace:
November 30, 2012 § Leave a comment
I’ve been under the weather all week. Which makes me want to wear a giant sweatshirt, curl up in a ball and whine at someone. That, plus the fact that LA’s been overcast and rainy, makes venturing out of the house seem extremely unappealing. Unfortunately at some point I’ll be forced to face the world and when that time comes I’ll most likely be rocking the unabomber look – hood up, sunglasses on. But if that’s not your thing, here are a few other sweater weather suggestions.
Baby It’s Cold Outside: