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Oh wait, that’s not how this works. Ok then I’ll give you some things I’ve been into lately.
Next time your crippling insecurities make you feel like shoving spoonfuls of frosting into your mouth watch this. Then go ahead and do the frosting thing anyways because frosting is delicious.
But be sure you remember: No matter what you look like someone out there would love to plant his face in your
This is lovely. Play on repeat.
Kind of like heroine. I have no idea how heroine works. Most likely not the same at all. What I meant by that is I’ve been binge watching this show via Netflix. So good.
Shhh…it’ll be over soon. Just a couple more.
And Then There is This:
Just to be clear I prefer dicks that are still attached but nonetheless – excellent exhibit, excellent documentary.
I only star dick pics.
And Lastly, This Dog Says ‘Fuck it’:
Now what? Guess that’s all for now.
As always I’ll miss you.
Love Your Vodka Guzzling Lunatic and Best Friend Forever,
Sweet Baby Jamie
I’m Not Being Very Helpful:
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I have some questions that I can’t ask the internet or that I asked the internet and the answer was inconclusive. I’m flying blind here and I’m not sure who to turn to. If you happen to be an authority of some kind and know any of these answers please tell me. Tell me now.
- Do kids still learn cursive?
- Why won’t Ken propose to Barbie?
- Aren’t acronyms just initials and initials just acronyms?
- When are fanny packs going to officially come back in?
- Why isn’t everyone obsessed with narwhals?
- Which one is the pretty sister – MK or Ashley?
- Is it just me or does Ryan Gosling look a little Methy*?
- Do you want me to tell you where it hurts?
- Is your accent real? Is anyones real?
- Are boner jokes funnier than fart jokes?
Is it true any exposure is good exposure?
- Can you get pregnant from kissing?
- Who would win in a fight – Conan O’Brien or Jon Stewart?
- Who would win in a dance fight – Conan O’Brien or Jon Stewart?
- Will someone carry me home?
Let’s Just Remember At One Point, I Was Funny:
*One who looks as if they have just come off a methamphetamine bender.
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