Hoop There It Is

May 16, 2013 § 5 Comments

Listen up. This is important. And when I say important you should know that I don’t really mean it.

I just wanted to let you know that hula hooping is my new thing. Which may have you thinking – What? Oh come on. Is it awkward season already?

Well that was rude of you. And no, no its not awkward season. I don’t even think that is a thing. But if it was a thing it wouldn’t be until at least mid-July.

But getting back to hula hooping, you really shouldn’t be so judgmental. It is perfectly ok for an adult to pound a 5 hour energy then jam out to music videos while hula hooping like a maniac.*

Trrruuusttt me. Its more than ok. It’s freakin’ awesome. You should totally try it cause of like cardio and stuff.

And not to brag but I was born to hula hoop. Which is kind of a shit thing to be born to do since you can’t make a living off of it** and it comes up once in a fucking never. But with that said, I’ll probably still have to quit my job to go on a tour.

I am also available for sponsorships and classy events.***

Cause That’s How I Roll:

Hula Hoop

Hula Hoop

Glowing Hula Hoop

Double Hula Hooping

Hula Hooping Photography

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Hula Hooping in Desert

Raver Hula Hoop

Hula Hoop Girl Ocean

Hula Hooping

Sloth Hula Hooping

* Not for 5 hours though. I’m not a psychopath.

** MILLION DOLLAR IDEA: Hula Hooping Strip Club

*** The kind with swag bags aka celebrity gift bags full of free shit.

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§ 5 Responses to Hoop There It Is

  • McKenzie says:

    Haha I used to love it when I was young! There is something that you can’t find anywhere else that you can with hula hooping haha who knows what that something is though haha x

  • ellen says:

    Another funny post…Did i need that! Good thing you were born to hula hoops and not awkward season like me, which is where i perpetually live, ah well. So happy to see your posts in my inbox,
    You mix words better than a blender mixes frozen margaritas! I will now refer to you as your Royal Highness;Mistress of Snark.
    Honestly, I love you!
    XX, Elle

    • Jamie says:

      Elle –

      You are so sweet! Thanks so much for your kind words. “Better than a blender mixes frozen margaritas” is truly the best compliment ever :) haha, love it! Hope you have an amazing weekend!

      XO,
      Mistress of Snark

  • charity says:

    i, too, am blessed with hula hooping skills. if there’s one around my waist, i consider myself unstoppable and amazing.

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