Moonshine Can Make You Go Blind – Pass It On

April 16, 2013 § 2 Comments

Lately I’ve been drinking moonshine. So the other day when my friend said, ‘Moonshine can make you go blind’.

I thought to myself, ‘Of all the ways to trick someone into sobriety?’

Every time I drink I make a conscious decision that I’d rather spend my night being drunk than attractive but I draw the line at blindness. Waking up blind would definitely make it into my top three worst hangovers. To find out if there was any truth to this outrageous claim I consulted with Google. And guess what?

Turns out – kinda true.*

WTF. I am not ok with this.  I feel socially obligated to pass this on because I care about your well-being. So please, drink with care m’loves.

I am also now working on an audio version of this blog for all those poor blind moonshine victims. :(

When I Die Please Scatter My Ashes In Moonshine:

Lindsay Lohan

Squinting

Eye injury

Blind

Blind Fold

Sun in eyes

Big Sunglasses

This Kind Is Safe. I Tried It For You:

Ole Smoky Moonshine

* PopSci Article: Can Drinking Moonshine Really Make You Go Blind? 

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