Lock Your Phones Ya’ll
March 13, 2013 § 5 Comments
‘As soon as you leave the room I’m gonna go through your shit.’ said back-in-the-day-Jamie
Oh, that’s wrong you say? Well you know what else is wrong, dating a dude for 4 months and THEN finding out he’s SUPER into ska. You’ll never get those months back but this all could have been avoided if you had just taken a quick browse through his ipod and bounced right then. Ya dig?
But to be honest, mostly I did it for safety reasons. I just wanted to make sure I wasn’t going to be murdered. So tell me, how is it wrong to not want to be murdered?
But lets say it turns out this guy is not a murderer and you’ve been dating for a while. Is it ok to snoop then? The answer is still yes. It’s totally justified because if I’m going to be doing some crying, I would like a heads up. Thats just common courtesy.
If you are one of those people who want the truth then go ahead and picture me going through your stuff but real sexy like. Or if you’d rather I lie about it, then I’m totally kidding I’ve never done that. And you can go ahead and love me for the person I’m pretending to be.
If you’ve ever googled someone before a date then you totally agree, ‘privacy’ isn’t really a thing.
And just so you know, if a girl can’t be bothered to go through your stuff thats a huge insult and it makes me sad for you :(
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