January 4, 2013 § 5 Comments
Everyone seems to be throwing around the term ‘girl crush’ these days. I was unsure if that meant – I totally respect you as a fellow female? Or I want you to move in with me, so we can adopt a baby together?
Just to be on the safe side I decided to pick a girl crush that’ll work either way. And man, does this chick have style.
Ode to Miranda Kerr
- I like the way you comb your hair and the stylish clothes you wear
- You have a body that makes me seriously consider revisiting my eating disorder phase
- Because of you, I respect Orlando Bloom
- Miranda, why are you so pretty?
- And why does your baby have the cutest chubby cheeks I’ve ever seen?
- Will you move in with me, so we can adopt a baby together? Or we can just raise the one you already have? That’s fine too