F*ck This, I’ll Be a Stripper
December 18, 2012 § 1 Comment
My New Year’s resolution this year (and every year) is to get a hot bod. And I swear to god this year its actually going to happen.
When I’m trying to save calories I typically replace wine with a roofie over some splenda, ice and diet tonic water.
I also, try to workout. Which is why I decided to take my first pole dancing class. Initially I had my reservations. It seemed like it would just be a lot of rolling around on the ground getting bruises on my hips. But it turns out its actually super-fun swinging around that pole. So this year I’m adding on a few more items to my New Year’s Resolution list:
- Become an expert at pole dancing
- Make a friend who has a stripper pole
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That is my resolution every year too, I just want to get toned but I am way too lazy.
Audrey Hepburn may have been the classiest pole dancer ever.
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