These Come Highly Recommended
May 15, 2013 § 1 Comment
So uh yeah, turns out sleep is no longer my thing. I don’t sleep anymore. Like ever. Which really sucks and makes me kind of murdery. As a result, the majority of my time has been spent concentrating on staying alive but I’ve also spent a good amount of time trying to find something entertaining to watch that I haven’t already seen.
I’ve done the legwork and I’m into sharing. So here you go. The following shows are awesome. Well awesome, if you have the exact same odd sense of humor as me which I’m going to go ahead and assume most of you do.
Or if you are a stoner that works too.
Final thought: I would like to go on record and say that the fact Better Of Ted was canceled is proof there is no justice in this world.
Foreva and eva, amen.
The Inbetweeners (Both the movie and show)
Green Wing
Better Of Ted
P.S. Normally I don’t really discuss things like celebrity fashion but this one comment has to be said – Can we all agree that Kim K. must be carrying an evil baby that forces her to wear ugly couch dresses? That is the only conclusion I’ve been able to come up with.
Shit. I’m sorry you have an evil baby Kim. That sucks :(
THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!
May 9, 2013 § 5 Comments
Rules, Thoughts & Questions I Have When Playing With Children:
- How much glitter is too much glitter?
- Will there be alcoholic beverages in your fort? If not, can I BYOB? And if the answer to that is no, then my answer is also no. No, I would not like to play in your fort.
- I’ll do my best to censor myself but if I accidentally let something slip then I reserve the right to apply the 5 second rule for take-backs. If I forget or am unable to call the 5 second rule, then and only then is your tattle tale-ing acceptable.
- I’m good with children because yeah, I totally get where they are coming from. Why DOES Allie get all the cool toys while we are stuck over here with this stupid play-dough??
- Do you have any gummy bears?
- I agree the dark is super spooky! And yeah absolutely its possible there’s a monster under the bed or in the closet but most likely BOTH!!
- Cherish these moments cause when you cry on the floor in public places as an adult they don’t call it a tantrum, they call the cops.
- I know for a fact I know more than you cause you’re a virgin. So there.
- Can I borrow that headband?
- Do you think they make your dress in my size?
- I’d rather not see the world through a child’s eyes cause that means I’m stuck staring at crotches all day.
- You must tell me your skin care regimen. Your skin is amazing. I must have your face. Give it to me.
- I also eat baby food. It’s technically normal food but since I’m crying the entire time I think it still counts.
P.S. You little ones are the future. So I would like to respectfully ask that you do your best to un-fuck everything in the world we’ve fucked so far. I know that’s a lot to ask but I have full faith in all of you.
Suri, When Are We Hanging Out? Text Me:
