Get In The Van

June 11, 2014 § 2 Comments

And now, for some things:

The Jung’s & Myers-Briggs Type Indicator: do yourself a favor and take this QUIZ. It’s great. It’s insanely accurate. A grown-up told me. But also, I took it. I am an ENFP

Let the record show – I’m a fucking champion. *Licks finger, holds it against butt, makes sizzling sound*

Case in point:

Psychologist David Keirsey identifies ENFPs as “Champions,” which he suggests are rather rare. “Champions can be tireless in talking with others, like fountains that bubble and splash, spilling over their own words to get it all out,” Keirsey suggests. “And usually this is not simple storytelling; Champions often speak (or write) in the hope of revealing some truth about human experience, or of motivating others with their powerful convictions.” In addition to having an abundance of enthusiasm, they also genuinely care about others. 

Go onnnnn  *bats eyelashes excessively*

While they are great at generating new ideas…not seeing them through to completion is a common problem. ENFPs can also become easily distracted.

You sir, should have stopped at champion. But I have to admit, it’s so on point it’s freakin’ me out. Whoever is in charge of ADD meds please mail my ration asap.

And now you - do it.

Next:

I love a good commencement speech! I love the thought of fresh grads stepping out into the world with their dewy faces and twinkling eyes. Before the panic sets in, before everything good is laced with the promise of pain. When they are still full of faith and determination that they will, someday, get to live their truths. It just fills my heart, ya know?

I guess I’ll throw in some advice for any new grads while I’m here – Treat day-to-day decisions with respect. They mean something. Nothing is isolated. They accumulate and build exponentially. They will transform you. They can lead to something great or they can cost you dearly but either way – they matter. Those seemingly insignificant moments add up to a lifetime. Your lifetime. Remember that. Pay attention to your choices. Pay attention to your life. Time is the only currency worth worshipping.

And Lastly: This Goat with Sweet-Ass Parkour Moves

Sick to Death of Looking at Pretty:

Draw on face / inspiration lush

glitter scabs

Bruises / Smokes / Inspiration lush

Purple Mouth / Inspiration lush

Bruises / Abuse / Inspiration lush

strange photography

laying in middle of street

Finger down throat

Dinosaur lipstick

Once Upon a Tom Cruise

May 30, 2014 § 1 Comment

Tom Cruise Wants To Go On a Date With You, He Isn’t Your Type But He Wins You Over With His Charm

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Tom Cruise Makes You Laugh, You Try Not To Get Attached But You Can’t Help It, There’s Just Something About Him

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Tom Cruise Makes You Feel Like Maybe This Love Thing Isn’t All BS

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Tom Cruise Gives You Butterflies, Starts to Make You Feel Whole

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Tom Cruise Introduces You as His Girlfriend

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Tom Cruise Suddenly Grows Distant, Stops Asking You How Your Day Was

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Tom Cruise Gets Easily Agitated, Starts Being Critical of Your Outfits

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Tom Cruise Starts Picking Fights For No Reason

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Tom Cruise Comes Home Late and is Dismissive When You Ask Where He’s Been

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Tom Cruise Says, It’s Over, Asks You to Leave, Says There is Nothing Left to Say

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Tom Cruise Misses You, Thinks About What He Could Have Done Differently

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Tom Cruise Regrets What He Said, Wants You Back Now

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Tom Cruise Doesn’t Know How To Live Without You

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Tom Cruise Likes All Your Posts in Hopes He’ll Get Your Attention

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Tom Cruise Says, Baby, I’m Sorry, Just Give Me a Chance to Make this Right. I Can Make This Right.

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 Tom Cruise Seems Different This Time Around

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Tom Cruise Will Never Take You For Granted Again

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Tom Cruise Stretches Before He Enters You

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Tom Cruise Is Now The Father of Your Babies, He’s Such a Good Dad

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The End. TOM CRUISE FOR-EVA EVA AFTER

Tom Cruise

 

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