February 10, 2014 § 9 Comments
I love Valentine’s Day! I’ve always loved it, even when I was single because I could be a mess at the bar and people would just assume I was sad instead of an alcoholic.
Every year I send out Valentines to all my lovies (seriously I do) but the selection is always extremely limited. I never feel as if I can fully express myself with what’s currently out there. So I decided to make my own.
Cards By Jamie
April 5, 2013 § Leave a comment
I love the shit out of girl’s weekends! Here’s how its going down. First we gonna have a slumber party, then we gonna have a mother lovin’ tea party, then we gonna do some fancy spa shit and then you know what happens next whoo-whoo, awww yeah!
Vegas, baby, Vegas.
So there you have it, I’m out to fulfill my destiny of being the loud screamy girl. And you my friend, you have a blasty blast of a weekend as well. I’ll miss you.
Happy Bachelorette Weekend Sissy!
January 1, 2013 § Leave a comment
New Year’s might be my least favorite holiday. It makes me think about how much time has passed. Which makes me think about getting older. Which makes me think about looking older. Which makes me think about elective surgeries. Which ultimately, makes me think about death.
Most of the time I’m all hearts and glitter, so just let me have this small dark moment.
The further along I get in my life, the more awareness I have of the fact that I have no idea what the hell I’m doing. Truth be told I feel like a 21 year old stuck in an older zombie version of myself.
Is it really already 2013? I mean, where is my house in the hills? Where is the book deal for my autobiography? And most importantly, where is my baby panda?
What the fuck is going on here? I need more time! (I’m talking to you, Universe.)
If anyone out there can relate, I think we should probably hug.
Am I Bored? Maybe I’m Just Hungry?
December 31, 2012 § Leave a comment