I Should Prob Run For Office Now
February 12, 2013 § 1 Comment
I’ve come to realize that a good deal of my posts make some kind of reference to alcohol in the excess. So I decided to set a few goals for myself this weekend.
Which Are As Follows:
- I will not walk home diagonally
- I will not scream out, “God Damn! This is my JAMMM!’
- I will not be the baddest bitch in this place with purple teeth
- I will hydrate with liquids that do not contain alcohol
- I will not eat the shit out of very average tasting nachos at 3AM and declare that they are the “most delicious thing I’ve ever tasted!”
- I will not use my rape whistle, pepper spray and karate skills recreationally
Lady-Like:
amy poehler + tina fey = the dream team
Mili from call me, Maeby