I Should Prob Run For Office Now

February 12, 2013 § 1 Comment

I’ve come to realize that a good deal of my posts make some kind of reference to alcohol in the excess. So I decided to set a few goals for myself this weekend.

Which Are As Follows:

  • I will not walk home diagonally
  • I will not scream out, “God Damn! This is my JAMMM!’
  • I will not be the baddest bitch in this place with purple teeth
  • I will hydrate with liquids that do not contain alcohol
  • I will not eat the shit out of very average tasting nachos at 3AM and declare that they are the “most delicious thing I’ve ever tasted!”
  • I will not use my rape whistle, pepper spray and karate skills recreationally

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