Inspiration Lush

1. You can’t take back the shit you don’t remember saying. And there’s a strong possibility it was some pretty messed up shit. 
2. It’s really hard to not fall down in 4 inch heels.
3. I am officially “too old for this shit”.
4. If you puke in the cab, that cabbie will come after you.
5. There’s a chance you might die. (This is something I make sure to remind myself before I leave the house.)
6. It’s a waste of time to worry about what other people think of you.
7. Making friends with total strangers isn’t always a bad thing but sometimes, its a very bad thing. 
8. Last night’s impromptu dance party, is next week’s ‘lying about how I got this black eye’.
9. 90% of my time is spent suppressing my crazy, 3% is spent humiliating myself and 7% is spent formulating a strategy for redemption.* 
10. I am ‘that girl’.

I Make Little To No Effort To Take Care Of Myself:

*Not accounted for is approximately .025% spent picking up my credit card from the bar the next day.

Tagged: 10 things being a blackout drunk as taught me, black eye, blackout drunk, dance party, drinking too much, Falling, humor, making friends with strangers, puking in cab, too old

§ 5 Responses to 10 Things Being A Blackout Drunk Has Taught Me

• Isa says:

  February 5, 2013 at 8:27 am

  I have to admit, though, these photos look like some pretty memorable times.

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• Mara says:

  February 5, 2013 at 9:35 am

  Love the photos and the 10 things were quite funny.

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• Joyous Darling says:

  February 5, 2013 at 10:29 am

  haha very funny. but the hangover the next day is a killllleerrrrr

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• Inside the mind of lulupants! says:

  February 5, 2013 at 1:29 pm

  Blackout drunk moments could be regrettable the next day but they make for funny and memorable moments.

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• carla says:

  February 5, 2013 at 4:45 pm

  This is very inspiring for me. Drinking = Living

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