The Truth Shall Set You Free

January 24, 2013 § 5 Comments

Lance has inspired me.

I would like to make a confession.

Reasons Why I’m A Bad Person

Since we are quickly becoming the best of friends I’ll trust you with this deep dark secret. One time I told an ex-boyfriend that I cheated on him and that he should probably get tested. (That’s not the secret)

This is the secret – I never actually cheated on him. I just wanted his psycho ass to stop returning all my break-up requests with ‘romantic gestures’.  And by romantic gestures I mean acting like he didn’t hear me or patting me on the head condescendingly. So I did what I thought was humane at the time. I guess that was fucked up of me?

Don’t feel bad for him, I’m pretty sure his HMO covered in-network therapy sessions.

And in my defense if you met him you’d be on my side about this. I promise.

Plus, I recycle so I’m obviously a really good person.

Secrets Don’t Make Friends And Friends Don’t Make Secrets:

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