F*ck This, I’ll Be a Stripper

December 18, 2012 § 1 Comment

My New Year’s resolution this year (and every year) is to get a hot bod. And I swear to god this year its actually going to happen.

When I’m trying to save calories I typically replace wine with a roofie over some splenda, ice and diet tonic water.

I also, try to workout. Which is why I decided to take my first pole dancing class. Initially I had my reservations. It seemed like it would just be a lot of rolling around on the ground getting bruises on my hips.┬áBut it turns out its actually super-fun swinging around that pole. So this year I’m adding on a few more items to my New Year’s Resolution list:

  • Become an expert at pole dancing
  • Make a friend who has a stripper pole

You Never Know When It Could Save Your Life:

Pole Dancer Splits

Spiderman Kiss

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Pole Dancer

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Audrey Hepburn

Jamie’s Workout Mix

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§ One Response to F*ck This, I’ll Be a Stripper

  • Morgan says:

    That is my resolution every year too, I just want to get toned but I am way too lazy.
    Audrey Hepburn may have been the classiest pole dancer ever.
    <3
    Treasurextrove.blogspot.com

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