October 31, 2012 § Leave a comment
We got off to a pretty rough start but I have to admit lately I’ve been a little obsessed. Ok, I’ll say it. I am…in love with you. And it happened just like they said it would; slowly and then all at once. You complete me.
P.S. If you ever leave me I’ll kill myself. JK. No really, don’t leave. I’m pregnant. Just kidding. I’m waiting till after the weekend to take the test. JK. Love you! Mean it! Call me. Seriously call me. xo
October 30, 2012 § Leave a comment
October 29, 2012 § Leave a comment
I don’t joke about lol’ing.
Occasionally I even laugh in my sleep, which I know sounds ultra creepy. But I assure you its ideal. I highly recommend it.
Its always some kind of inside joke I can’t get in on once I’m awake. But since it takes me a minute to regain my composure even after I wake up, I’m positive its something pretty hilarious.
For the most part I try not to take things too seriously. The down side of that is some people think I’m an idiot. But I’m ok with that. So hate on, fun-haters.
Happy people don’t have some wild talent to be happy, they just are.
October 26, 2012 § Leave a comment
Gotta admit, I’m still loving the whole ‘Ombre’ thing. Ombre literally means gradation in French. It’s a dark-to-light color fade that is currently everywhere. And I think it’s a good way to awesome-up pretty much anything:
October 24, 2012 § Leave a comment
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend (if you don’t own a dog). But surrounding yourself with diamonds can get a lil’ bit pricey. So maybe I can interest you in some non-diamond diamonds. Right this way:
Etsy Diamond Poster
A diamond is forever or at least until you decide to get laser removal.
Sweet Graphic Design Diamond
October 23, 2012 § 2 Comments
I once had a crush on a homeless kid. True story. Ok, maybe crush is too strong of a word…let me rephrase. I once found a homeless guy attractive. He was always shirtless and had mad juggling skills, two of the qualities I find very appealing. My make believe backstory for him was that he didn’t consider himself to be homeless because the earth was his home and it was his choice to reject society’s obsession with material belongings; he was striving for substance instead of the illusion of ownership and some other hippie shit. But I never actually talked to him so he could have been a meth head. Either way I was able to spare a dollar.
My point is – I’m much more likely to throw down if the person asking has a witty sign, a theme or if they happen to be good looking.
So, hats off to these folks for not letting something like being homeless ruin their creativity:
Inappropriate but very funny kid halloween costume.
I bet you he wins all the bum fights. http://www.bornfree.org.uk/